Dating 101
Ladies if the guy you’re going on a blind date with still has a Myspace account he’s either a shitty musician or a pervert. Prepare to receive a demo tape or be date raped…or both
Now THAT is how you Facebook. Take notes, Google+.
“Killing kids and crushing Mike’s Hard Lemonade…my Independence day came one day late”
-Casey Anthony
The Chinese are light years ahead of us when it comes to humiliating pets…STEP YOUR GAME UP AMERICA
